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Mary, ofcourse not pictured above for obvious legal reasons, has given the name 'screw-up of the month!' a new meaning!!!
As most of the staff would commonly call her 'mad mad mary' was on holiday leave in Thailand, leaving us to hire a TEMPORARY replacement. Little did we know at the time mad mad mary had set up a neat little surveillance system in every office and crevice she could find! UH-OH! Mary saw this as a newcommer, stealing her job! Mary Stole a Mr.Whippy van and stuffed the office with whipped cream, cherries and choco-nut combos! Luckily for Mary, when the bodies were pulled from thier supposed 'icey tombs', all of our employees were just cryogenically frozen! That takes manslaughter of Mary's list of charges! Mary was charged with Grand Theft Auto and endangering lives! Good job, Mary!
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Steve, who needs no title, was making a meager attempt to be screw-up of the month! Steve, this award goes to you for screwing up a screw-up!
It all started on the fateful day of august the first, Steve had been planning this for months, and was hoping his almost diabolical plan would succeed. Steve would burn personal files. Steve lit his match a threw it into the filing cabinet, running away as fast as his legs would carry him, but just slow enough to get caught on the security cameras. Steve returned the next day, only to find that he hadn't burnt personal files, but personal records!
WHOOPS!
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