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On this page we will tell you about ourselves.

Our Company

We were established in 1985, when our founder, Amy Clashnore, decided the world needed help. Serious help. But she never achieved a stable "help the world campaign", so instead she thought, 'what the hell, I'll just start a job network'. So Amy made ~Amy's Job Network~ and has kept it running for over 50 years-well into the future. 

Our Goal

We at Amy's Job Network want to achieve these goals by the end of 2035:
  1. That we have as much money as the mint does.
  2. That we rule the human race
  3. That Mars and Venus are our planets
  4. That our work is 'satisfactory'
  5. That any who oppose us become imediatly disposed of
  6. Last, and least, that we take over every god-damned country in this doomed world!

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