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Theme of the month? Isn't that just a cheap rip-off of screw-up of the month?

In truth, yes. But unfortunatly, a 'few' people got a 'few' high priced lawyers. Long story short, we're 'temporarily' unable to do screw-up of the month. Honestly, if we payed them enough for them to afford high-priced lawyers, you'd think they'd be satisfied. But no, apparently we're not good enough for the greedy people of this modern age! I tell you one thing, we may have lost the legal battle, but there's still the restraining order war!

Drink Coke.

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Illegal endorsement and Amy's Job Network have shared a state of mind for quite some time now. From illegally endorsing sinto, a company that endorses AJB, to illegally endorsing coke-cola, AJB is the most reliable illegal endorsement company in the world. Here at AJB, we believe in the three i's: Illegal, Illegally and Illegalist.
Now AJB is extending it's illegal endorsment to Krablakistan, Tonstanannia and even New Zealand, Providing us with effective law suits, court orders, and, now, the power of bankruptcy!
In conclusion, the allowance of illegal endorsement can be argued two ways:
The old, corperate fat-cat way: "Illegal endorsement is just as the name suggests: Illegal! Driving well-known enterprises to ruin and is therefore punishable by prosecution and execution!"
Or, the calm, cool, new-age business man or woman way, the person that could very well be you: "Illegal endorsement is the way of the future. I say, to hell with the greedy fat-cats down at Coke-Cola and AT & T, we need to make room for the honest, hard working business men and women, like us!"  

This week only: $10.00

Welcome to theme of the month! This month: Illegal Endorsment!

Remember the three i's.