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Our company screw-ups

Joan Jacobs, FIRED

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Joan has been with us for two years and has been keeping us up-to-date with the latest jobs. She gets better at her job every day, but sorry Joan, you're fired.
Joan made a little 'accident' with the accounts. Let's just say Mark Thomson won't be getting his credit card back for a long time, nor any of the limbs on the left side of his body!
 
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Screw-up of the Month!

John "Sparky" Sankten,
FIRED & IMPRISIONED! 

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John had been working at our company for over twelve years. He was a dedicated employee, and we were fortunate to have him.
WERE is the key word here people!John,John,John. He used to be our best employee, but has now been marked screw-up of the month!
The company had a picnic and previously reliable John stayed at the office and worked. When we returned...UH-OH! John was outside and the office was on fire! Apparently, when we hired John, we appeared to have overlooked his pyromanic tendancies!
 
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