The Carp Brick-Road Written By Caro and Amy

There once was a girl called Caroline, nobody knew it but she could recite the alphabet very well. Amy wasnt good at her alphabet so she asked caroline for help. Caroline refused. So amy went to Timbuktu, to find the leader of the only tribe who could help her. Carolina was unfortunately the leader of that tribe, not CAROLINE but Carolina, her long lost twin cousin. Amy brought gifts to sweeten the deal and then she was on her way to success! Carolina enjoyed the sweet fruits of payment and as such was on her way to telling amy- or was she? The great Caroline suddenly appeared from behind the shrubbery, she stole the fruit of fortune from the grasp of Carolina and threw them in the river, Amys only hope of learning her ABCs was decreased. Yet hope still remained, whilst the company stayed true. The company meaning Amys pet lobster Alfie. Alfie suggested they go see the fabled Wizard of Oz, AKA Craleen. Craleen Carp. The only path to the mightyful Craleen Carp was through the tormenting desert of the soon to be damned. Amy and Alfie decided to take the highway that was recently built, as it provided convenience and a quicker path. But OH NO! the highway was closed for repairs! So Amy and Alfie had to take the rickety bridge that was over the biggest gorge ever. They walked casually over the bridge to find their next route- The forest of prettiful ponies. The head pony- Desiree The Pampered, challenged them to a duel. The challenge was a stroll through the forest, the first to find Craleens Magical Crayon would be the victor. And so commenced the race/stroll. Amy cheated by using Alfies psychic lobster powers, and as such won. Now it was on to the tower of evil/ woden plaza. Amy had agreed to meet in Inner Harmony, but she didnt know which entrance to go to, the front or back? Bum bum bummmm..Didnt have to go through either because desiree torched the place. So instead Amy got an ice cream for Craleen at the ice cream emporium and set off along the yellow brick road to craleen of oz. The road was slippery as it had been raining the previous night, so Amy and Alfie put on their special wet weather booties. Amys were yellow which blended in with the road as to provide camouflage. Alfie was wearing orange booties not providing him with camouflage. The road had been long and arguous but finally they reached emerald carp city, though now the problem was getting to see craleen, and the only way amy could was by buying designer clothes. But she had no money! So amy was to work for her prize! She got a day job at the reject shop and was paid a penny a day. Amy found an alternative by burning the place down and selling the employees as slaves. Thus providing her with adequate finances to purchase said garments. Fine and dandy did she look in her new attire, Alfie also purchased a baby blue winter ensemble  from baby wear. He was indeed pleased. So in they went, to the annual Craleen Carp Ball, A monicle would have suited the occasion but amy blew the rest of their money at the track. So walk on they did, a site to behold, Alfie was foaming. Dance is what amy wished to do but the matter at hand was of greater importance. The bouncer was a big burley guy. But he let them through without a word. Craleen was at the head table, her long white beard flowing.
My name is Craleen Carp and I think Im so good!
It was time to ask the favour.
mighty Craleen! Do you know the alphabet? asked amy.
No, but I can give you these magical shoes I stole from the corpse of that witch. I pick shoes.
Ok but I am a size 7 is that what size they are?
no they are an 8 and a half! said Craleen.
Ohh
Oh nothing girl! Nothing! Wear the shoes. They are cheap but they sparkle like the eyes of a freshly battered carp.
Alfie didnt like the idea of battered carp as he was himself a form of seafood. But he was hungry. Amy took the shoes despite the largeness that would consume her life.
She clicked her heels and changed her wish to:
I wish I had unlimited wishes and I wish the great Mc Donalds Empire was overthrown and that Alfie were polkadot and that Caroline were 300 tonnes and that I owned a naval fleet called Amy rocks.
There was a loud blast of horns and Amys wish was granted. But there was one catch, Amy must first eat tasty food. But no food in Oz was tasty she must find the nearest town/village/city and eat their tasty food. The nearest town was The villa of the great (which was owned by Caro, Carolina and Carolines other long lost twin cousin). It wasnt so bad, the villa had some nice venues, although the national dish was rack of desiree. Amy wasnt brave enough to try the rack of desiree so she just settled with canned spaghetti. But she was lacking a microwave. So she just ate ten sticks with sauce and piñatas. The piñatas were the tastiest treat of all the tasty treats. So Amys quest was complete, except for the part about ABCs or something.

THE END