The Safe Traveller's Complete Guide to Australia
Welcome to our neighbourhood
As a new addition to our country, there are just a few rules, notes and regulations that you are recommended to live by, just to make you and your neighbour's lives easier. Complying with these rules and remembering these important notes is the first step to a happy visit or stay in Australia.
- Remember; if you are an overseas visitor, Coke is illegal in this country .
- Do you, or will you, have a large sum of cash? Congragulations! You are eligable to run for parliament!
- Don't have a passport? No cash? Run from a country full of violence, disease and poverty? Put your worries at rest. Here in Australia, we care for the less fortunate foreign visitor. Enjoy a free stay at Hotel Detention Centre.
- If you are a terrorist, bugger off.
Lucky Winners of our Aussie Carprize Raffle
Congragulations to the following individuals who won our lucky Aussie Carprize raffle. Please come to the local Maximum security prison in New York to collect your mystery prize!
On a Lighter Note...
Bombed a country lately? Didn't find an Weapons of Mass Destruction? You must feel like a real idiot! But fret not! Just dial the 'telephone' number provided below, and you could be this year's 'Ooops, well, Iraq was plotting against us anyway!'!
1800-ACT-OF-BUSH*
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