The Refugee's Scoop Of The Day
MI5: friend or Foe?
The world was shocked and somewhat infuriated when it found out that JK Rowling had more money than the Queen. England was enraged. Cars were turned. Whole cities were swallowed in rage and disgust, and when the Queen realised no-one was coming to her aid, she too fell into England's downwards spiral. So when the world's back was turned, who should decieve them, but Queen Elizabeth III? England's very own inelligence agency, MI5, pictured above with what is suspected to be one of Iraq's 'weapons of mass destruction'. The very conflict set up by the Enlgish! Well, we here at Amycore have this to say to you: "Don't worry England. We enjoy aggrevating those gullible Fire Ants as well." Regardless, the dear American people still commend the beloved George Bush... and rightly so!
'King' Howard?
Monarchy? Constitutional Monarchy? What is the difference between these two terms? A perfectly reasonable person would answer, 'Obviously the second one has the word "constitutional" stuck in front of it.'. Well, you'd be wrong. One strips a country of it's freedom. Which is just what John Howard wants to do! Don't believe us? Then you should take heed of this recording, found in the PM's own personal garbage: "Let the records show, I am not retiring, it is all a ploy to secure this nation's future as a monarchy government. [DRAMATIC PAUSE] I would also like to make it noted that I do not seem over-defensive or nervous each time that I am interviewed on 'A Current Affair'."
It was also discovered that John has been dealing with aliens, or 'ET's, behind the nations back. Below is Photograph A, which was found in his garbage also, entiteled on the back of the photograph, 'Me dealing with illegal aliens, my own conception. By John H.'.
Photograph A